Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Ba-boom, ching!

As a 9/11 memorial, the powers-that-be of Rye are building a gazebo near the town square, a recreation of the "bandstand" that stood on a nearby site one hundred years ago.

Ahem . . .

"My [insert name of family member] is so stupid."

("How stupid is he/she?")

"He/she's so stupid that when she heard they were getting a gazebo for the park, he/she said, 'That's crazy! Why don't they get two and let them breed?'"

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