As a 9/11 memorial, the powers-that-be of Rye are building a gazebo near the town square, a recreation of the "bandstand" that stood on a nearby site one hundred years ago.
Ahem . . .
"My [insert name of family member] is so stupid."
("How stupid is he/she?")
"He/she's so stupid that when she heard they were getting a gazebo for the park, he/she said, 'That's crazy! Why don't they get two and let them breed?'"