Wanna see something really scary? Look at the calendar.

Halloween tomorrow, huh? I'll tell you what's scary.

I'm irritated by the speed of Hollywood "reboots." You know, Bryan Singer's Superman Returns (2006)¹ didn't exactly set the box office in fire, so we have to start the saga all over again with Zack Snyders' Man of Steel² last year. Or the Spider-man trilogy begun by Zack Raimi only wrapped up in 2007³, but a mere five years later we're heading back to the trough with the new Amazing Spider-Man series.⁴ Short-attention-span movie-making.⁵ (Ah well, at least it gives employment to all those British actors playing American icons.)

So I'm sharing my frustration with Primus on the way to school, this time in the context of this year's Godzilla,⁷ which in my opinion seems to have appeared before the ink was fully dry on the well-deserved death notices for the previous version starring Matthew Broderick.⁸

"Too soon?" echoes Primus. "Dad, that version came out before I was born."

Shit, he's right. What the hell happened? But on the other hand, sixteen years still isn't long enough to shake off the vision of a nest of dinosaur eggs in the middle of Madison Square Garden.

¹Didn't see it.
²Didn't see it.
³Saw all three.
⁴Didn't see it.
⁵Okay, I know, I know, it's not without precedent: Bogart's 1941 The Maltese Falcon came only ten years after the first, overshadowed version of Hammett's novel, starring Ricardo Cortez as Sam Spade. Still, a good movie and worth a look. Dwight Frye of both Dracula and Frankenstein⁶ plays the gunsel Wilmer, portrayed by Elisha Cooke, Jr. in the later movie.
⁶See how I brought this Halloween-inspired rant about aging back to classic horror?
⁷Didn't see it.
⁸Saw it. Almost, but not entirely, a waste of time. But try to see the superb original 1954 Japanese film⁹, not the Americanized version which has a lot of Raymond Burr staring upwards.
⁹Did it again. You're welcome.